( Long list of relations is long )

((Forward-dated to tomorrow when Grif would actually notice Yuki's disappearance.))

...Son of a bitch.

[ Filtered separately to Simmons, the Prinnies, Teatime, Mr. T, Yuki, Beat, Kid, Batman, Trucy, Jr., Belphegor, Danny, Zoidberg, Fate, Kallen, Kuzco, Captain Planet, Mokona, Renge, Optimus Prime, Axel, He-Man, Aisha, Sanji, Your Mother, Asura, Sarge, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and who the fuck ever else. Basically, if you want this filtered to your ( Read more... )

Hey, Teatime, how's the heating in jail? Are they keeping you nice and chilly in there? Hey, have you dropped the soap yet?

Man, I'm glad I don't have to worry about the cold in this armor. It's about time something went right for me.

Yuki, how are you holding up? Is the cold bothering you too much?

[ Filtered away from Simmons; as pathetically ( Read more... )

Y'know, when I said I'd go to church every day if I got unstuck to Simmons, I didn't really expect God to hold me to it like this.

Fuck, I really need a smoke.

((Grif's baaaaack! :D God, finally. ;_; He's parked his semi-transparent ass on a bench in the park and is totally not trying to avoid actually going back to the apartments why would he ( Read more... )

Alright, assholes, listen up. I'm looking for a guy and I don't know his name, but he's short, got red hair and blue eyes, and he's got 666 tattooed on his hand like a total poser.

Oh, and he apparently thinks it's a good idea to go around hitting teenage girls in the face. That, too.

He's got a date with my fist and I would hate for him to be ( Read more... )

Man, everybody always flips their shit when people go missing. Like it's surprising or something. Please, guys, this shit happens all the time. It's not worth getting your panties in such a twist over. "Oh, no, this mystical island that takes us from our homes and gives us amnesia for laughs has randomly decided to put somebody I know back! I'm ( Read more... )

[[As per his agreement with the Prinnies, around noon on Sunday, Grif, in full armor, wandered out into the lake (quite literally; environmentally sealed suit ftw), caught the biggest fish he could get his hands on, and then brought it to the onsen, depositing it in one of the ponds out front. Feel free to notice this incredibly bizarre activity at ( Read more... )